PeaceBang
The manic mind of the minister -- Auntie Mame Meets Cotton Mather. Blogging about Unitarian Universalism, UU Christian spiritual practice, occasional cultural and political ravings, and the inner life of ministry. PeaceBang is the alter ego of a small town pastor serving an historic New England Unitarian Universalist congregation.
Calling Former Jesuits
July 20, 2006 on 11:09 pm | In Uncategorized |PeaceBang is on the love rampage again — but this time not for herself (although that continues), but for her dear friend.
This friend is very cute and very brilliant, and she’s calling all angels to hook her up with, in her own words, “a nice, straight former Jesuit.”
When I hear her say that, I first say to myself, “Your mouth to God’s ears!” But then I just can’t help but envision a lot of angels standing together around the Clipboard of Life saying, “Oh god, she wants a STRAIGHT former Jesuit?” and wringing their hands.
So you heard it here. We have an order out for one terrific, straight, attractive former Jesuit. He’s also supposed to be a “colorful” person. And by that we mean no “culturally clueless white boys,” and that’s a direct quote, yo.
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So we’re looking for Frank Pembleton?
Comment by Songbird — July 21, 2006 #
Songbird,
Ohhhhhh - great response!
Comment by LaReinaCobre — July 21, 2006 #
Who him?
Comment by PeaceBang — July 21, 2006 #
PB, he was a character on Homicide:Life on the Streets, a Jesuit-trained, brilliant, African-American detective, played by Andre Braugher, last seen coming out of his police retirement job of teacher in a Jesuit school to solve another crime.
Comment by Songbird — July 21, 2006 #
There are no single straight former Jesuits. They all married my old roommates except for one whom I almost married but who ran off with someone else (before most of you were born) and one who became an Episcopalian and married a non-roommate of mine (fine woman), and he during his seminary years was for at least a year in an informal support group for straight Jesuits.
I’m serious.
There were only three in his class.
Caroline Divine
Comment by Caroline Divine — July 22, 2006 #