PeaceBang

From “The Onion”

July 20, 2007 on 11:00 pm | In Shout-Outs |

{chortling}

Upon reading this, I suddenly had this brainstorm. Suppose someone proposed to make a movie featuring Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Jehovah, and the Buddha. All went well at first: funding was secured, the roles were cast, and a first class director signed on.

Immediately, however, petty squabbling between Jesus and Jehovah broke out, due to old grievances regarding the crucifixion. Buddha demanded more money and a 30% share of the box office. Muhammad walked off the set in protest.

The movie went over budget and to add insult to injury, tanked at the box office.

Comment by Comrade Kevin — July 21, 2007 #
Too funny. And we’re all for Johnny Depp.

Comment by Jane R — July 21, 2007 #
This is my favorite Onion church piece - have you seen it?

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/local_church_spends_six_weeks

Comment by Kaji — July 23, 2007 #
Kevin’s idea reminds me of the Super Best Friends episode of South Park. I like the part where at the ends Buddha says “It’s alright. Everything is as it should be.” Jesus turns to him and says “Oh, shut up, Buddha!”

Comment by tinythinker — July 23, 2007 #
oh god, too close for comfort! LOL!

Comment by PeaceBang — July 23, 2007 #
My favorite Onion religion piece is this one:

God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder

Comment by fausto — July 24, 2007 #