PeaceBang
The manic mind of the minister -- Auntie Mame Meets Cotton Mather. Blogging about Unitarian Universalism, UU Christian spiritual practice, occasional cultural and political ravings, and the inner life of ministry. PeaceBang is the alter ego of a small town pastor serving an historic New England Unitarian Universalist congregation.
Love and Kisses To Tom Cruise!
September 29, 2007 on 7:14 pm | In Cultural Commentary | Dear Tom,
How ya doing? You and your beautiful wife are looking SO FINE lately, and that sure is a gorgeous daughter you have there!
I just wanted to let you know that I absolutely AM NOT in possession of any personal photographs from your wedding or any other special religious observances and I really regret if I’ve ever said anything you might construe as even partially negative.
Because Tom, I love ya, man! I really do! I’m not at all terrified by your fiendish, gummy grin and maniacally twinkling eyes! They’re charming!
In fact, I think it should become a constitutional amendment to love Tom Cruise and to go see all his movies!
Bye for now! Love to the Mrs. and Suri!
:::sound of door slamming and bolts sliding into place:::
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